Singles have high IQs; they strategize on liaisons daily

Written By Unknown on Senin, 09 Desember 2013 | 22.23

He may not have effected a mass conversion to singlehood, but the notoriously irreverent Suhel Seth did preach a persuasive homily on the subject.

"Always wait for a woman as if you were her slave; she'll be eternally indebted, don't be impatient as they are in Delhi, where they shoot the woman if she's late bringing them a drink," Seth started. "You must seduce a woman intellectually . Maintain a detached Lincolnian air, never use pickup lines, always walk a couple of steps behind her, be chivalrous , write her letters, always ask after her kid because women see their own qualities in their kids," Seth prescribed , acknowledging that Indian men are at the opposite end of the civility spectrum.

"Being single is a state of mind; that's why most married men transgress," he remarked to an audience delighted with his wicked wit. "In India, you're either labelled gay or a womaniser if you're single; if a woman's single, she's (socially) dead," he stated deadpan, requesting gender activists not to take his bait.

"I love being single; every night I feel like Valmik Thapar about to sight a tiger," said Seth: though being single is a great responsibility. "There have been many men and women who have sacrificed their libidos for the sake of the nation—Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi, Mayawati and Jayalalitha. So respect single people instead of mocking them," he urged. Marriage, he stated, was an entrapment, once in it, you're beholden to the same routine, which is why more people are unhinging these days.


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